Scandal in the forest

I of course struggled with the title. I’d tried a few wood jokes, and ultimately decided we’d all benefit from the subtlety for once. Clever minds will have a clever laugh, dull minds will have a dull laugh, and everyone’s happy this way. I friggin’ hate titles. It’s like songwriting. I just want to play [...]

A man’s gotta eat

“humans are capable of pretty amazing things. like eating at mcdonald’s every day and weighing 400pounds. Really, if you compare this with an ignorant bitch at a fastfood restaurant it really makes me shiver. ” I love youtube comments. – superfuckinawesome

Fuck off kid.

SEX AND FOOD, WHY THANK YOU HUMAN.- xeperu